Pull Yourself Up By Your Bootleg

New Album
Out Now

Recorded live in Denver (pre-pandemic) as the full length follow up to their chart-topping debut stand-up album ‘BUTCHER’, River talks about their experiences with everything from gender pronouns to puppy training, getting confounding parental advice to their love of gummies and more. From beginning to end, both River and the audience are rolling in laughter, everyone is having a blast!

Upcoming Shows



The Crocodile Presents @ Here - After | Seattle, WA
8:00 pm
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Listen to Three Swings

Long-suffering baseball fan River reinvents America’s pastime with radically sensible thoughts on baseball, history, culture, gender, race, and more.